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The powers of search engine auto-fill. I can understand why people would say these as phrases, but why would you type it into a search engine? (unless you're really lonely, or want to brag about the fact you have a horse). And a lot of people must do it for these to be the top searches. Funny though. I'd love to meet the person who's seen the whole internet, bet he/she is a bag of laughs and seen some choice images shall we say lucky git. Anyway, thought I'd share this as its funny! Silly people. Oh and those wondering, I do pack a lovely bunch of coconuts.